Okay I broke down and went to Pinup Bowl in the Leawood of KCK. I was feelin pretty good in my wifebeater and flipflops but dang it was a hot day! When I was throwing the ball down the lane, my long hair kept getting stuck in the sweat of my pits and it would contort my head funny until I released the ball causing me to hit about three pins at a time. It really hurt really bad. The team of poloshirt wearing stuckup johnson countians next to me kept making comments about my hair. They kept saying that my hair was so wyco cuz its shaped in a V on my back or something. I guess I do need to get my roots as bright as the rest of my hair but geez. Guess I better go get a coloring cap cuz now I'm kinda feeling really embarrassed and bad about myself. I mean I do attract attention from guys but not really from any guys that are doing anything with their lives. Someone who washes behind their ears would be nice cuz its all about the details. It seems like only bowlerfreaks dig me and dig them I do not.
Bowling Shirt Woman
I don't lead a bowling lifestyle so quit asking me if I want cheesy nachos. For goodness sakes take your bowling ball somewhere else and spare me.
About Me
- Name: Kacy Kay
- Location: Kansas City, Kansas, United States
um I basically just have to get the point across that I am not a bowler. I sometimes wear a turquoise bowling shirt and this one true bowlerfreak will not just let me live my nonbowling life. If I make this thing public, I'm hoping that he'll get the point and stop buying me pitchers of cheap beer. Ughhhh I know you are reading this bowlerman so quit it! Everyone here wants your butt to go find someone who actually bowls and to leave me the fudge alone. The whole purpose of this technological thing I'm doing is to show you that hey I am not a bowler!!!Kacy Kay here lettin' you know that if you haven't figured this out by now that this blog in loosely based on people I have met who fit the so-called Wyandotte County stereotype. In other words this blog is fictional.
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Monday, July 17, 2006

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